Brunching hard

Saturday: Official Party Brunch Day in NYC

12:00 PM: Woke up, had coffee with my roommate and partner in crime.

2:00 PM: Our driver came and got us

2:15 PM: Met another friend of ours at Bagatelle along with our sponsor (man who was going to pay for everything) He should feel privileged to be out with such beautiful girls, so I would never feel bad that he is in charge of paying the bills. Plus, without a sponsor we would never be able to afford our crazy partying habits.

3:00 PM: Angry because he didn't make a good enough reservation and we are not seated yet, everyone starts to get hungry. We finish 3 bottles of wine.

4:00 PM: Spice Market next door to fill our stomachs with delicious food and expensive sake. Of course we ordered everything we felt like having and the poor guy pays.

5:00 PM: After filling up on delicious food, we are in the mood to dance so we go on over to Revel where we planned on ditching the guy with us. There, he feels uncomfortable because everyone already knows each other.

5:30 PM: After he disappears we end up at a friends table where we meet another table full of Brazilians (yes, again Brazil) After many glasses of rose wine everyone starts feeling tipsy.

6:00 PM: Place is about to shut down. I am still drinking my wine and at this point start grabbing every guy's ass that walks in front of me for "survey" to see the difference in asses from different countries (just an excuse to grab every one's ass)

7:00 PM: They kick everyone out by then, of course not me since I was too busy grabbing every one's ass. The sexy Brazilian that has been flirting with me all night and I have been ignoring walks up to me. He is with a Italian sexy friend I know as well. They tell me about after party at their house.

7:30 PM: Just arrived at the Brazilians loft with my friend. They purchased 5 bottles of champagne. I am still playing hard to get. (because he has mutual friends with my other Brazilian lover even though I want him so bad.)

8:00 PM: I end up upstairs with the Brazilian.

8:30 PM: After getting completely sexually satisfied (not a mutual relationship) I get up and tell him I have to run. Downstairs my friend can't find her phone so I say to the people that whoever finds her phone gets a prize. The sexy Italian found the phone and asked for his prize. I refuse to cooperate, so he grabs me and starts making out with me passionately in front of everyone. Sexy. Nice. I wouldn't mind it again. Brazilian gets jealous so he starts making out with me.

9:30 PM: Finally home after the most hilarious cab ride where my friend threw up on the side of the cab. My friend goes to sleep, I lay on the couch for 10 minutes to catch my breath.

10:00 PM: Mexican restaurant with my other friend for amazing free food and Margaritas.

11:30 PM: Ended up smoking hookah at Veranda with everyone. Met my friend there and he bought me a drink.

12:30 AM: My friend wants to go to Kiss & Fly. so we go. There are many guys literally chasing after us.

2:00 AM: I can't function or even stand up anymore. Been drinking for 12 hours non stop. Time to go home.

3:00 AM: Home, sweet home... Smoking a J...