Albanian Boob Errection

Tuesday March 2

After numerous hectic phone calls, I decided to see what my friend wanted from me. He said he had to talk to me ASAP and asked if I was home. Since I was home, I told him to come by for a hookah and some drawings.

8:00 PM My friend for over a year came over and was hesitating to talk. He was nervous and looked upset. Finally he told me that we could not be friends anymore because he can't keep lying to himself about his feelings for me. He told me that he has loved me since the first week we met and that he could not be my friend, just my lover. I was shocked and told him I do not have those type of feelings for him. He left my apartment crying historically.

10:00 PM I met up with my two of my coworkers at a free dinner with a hot promoter to have a good time. The dinner was delicious and the wine was even more intriguing. The promoter wanted to go to a certain club that I do not like so when we got outside we jumped right into the cab to go to a much more chic place. Of course the promoter got very mad and blew up my phone. I ignored it.

12:00 AM We got to the other club that is IMPOSSIBLE to get in but my connection was an owner (Albanian) that loves my boobs. He let us in, took us to his table, gave us a bottle of champagne and asked me to go to the bathroom with him. His great obsession with my breast was solved when he came all over them in the bathroom stall. He wanted a blow job which I refused. I don't give blow jobs to whores because you can never know what they might have. He is a great looking guy that has the biggest dick I have ever seen. Although the big dick sounds tempting, I could not go further with him since I knew he is a dirty whore. Oh well.

3:00 AM Me and my girlfriends finally got bored at the club and decided to go smoke some weed at a good friend of mine's place. (American) We hung out with him, smoked a blunt then got the munchies.

4:00 AM Finally at the diner under my apartment for western omelet, fries and French Toast.

5:00 AM got back to my apartment with my girls where we smoked hashish and crashed.

VERDICT: Break a guy's heart (Canadian) Guy comes on my boobs (Albanian) Smoked with a friend (American) then topped the night off with diner breakfast and hashish.