Comedy Night

This is a typical day when you live your life without restrictions.

After walking around the whole city for many hours, catching up with friends and effortless happy hour abuse, my sister and I decided to have a chill night and not go out to clubs or hot spots and just go smoke hookah. We go home to change in comfortable jeans and tops, while I smoke a fat joint, she drinks her wine.

8:00 PM We meet with our beautiful Norwegian girlfriend for hookah, catching up and a few bottles of wine. As we discuss life and romance, many men stare at us and start planning their approach. After the wine bottles were finished, we say our goodbyes to the beautiful Norwegian and start heading towards 99 cent pizza.

PIZZA
11:00 PM We are high and drunk and are DETERMINED to get the 99 cent pizza we much dreamt about. On the way we get approached by a funny guy. Seriously. A funny guy. He makes some little jokes then while walking we did not realize he was heading us towards a underground lounge for comedians to perform. Interesting. We decided to go in for more drinks and get the pizza after wards.

2:00 AM After a comedy overload our throats start hurting from too much laughing so we leave and go on with our mission to get pizza. At a stop light we see a guy with two slices of pizza. We tell him we want the pizza. He gives us the pizza. Judging by this guy's appearance, he was a total Lower Eastsider hippie drug using pot head. So we ask him for weed. He invites us over to his house to smoke. After I rolled 3 nice joints of Sour Diesel we decide to go. Leaving the guy with no pizza, less weed and no numbers didn't seem so exciting (FOR HIM HEHEHEHEHE)

3:30 AM Home with my sister after stealing pothead's pizza, she admits to me that she has a confession to make. She tells me to look in my purse in the cigarette container. In the cigarette container I found the remainder of the guy's weed. Nice one sis! Considering the fact that she doesn't even smoke weed, stealing weed from hippie drughead for her loving sister is the sweetest gift!

Conclusion: heart-2-heart with friend, comedy clubs, drughead's house, stole pizza and weed. laughed hysterically.